Tuesday, 25 December 2007
The kids have been up all night... and now they are tired and fighting.
Claire is tired too.... poor Pauline and David are going to be in for a rough Christmas lunch !.
Good thing I have lots of tinnies chilling in fridge to see me through this!.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE !!! XXX
Tuesday, 18 December 2007
Thursday, 29 November 2007
Tuesday, 6 November 2007
Monday, 5 November 2007
He wanted gold paint (why bother giving a six year old the choice?! ) but with much convincing we converted him to Orange.
A nice subtle Moroccan Sand Orange Number 2 from Dulux ... well, that was the plan !.
We get into B&Q and the paint mixing lady shows us a pot of "pre mixed orange paint" on the clearance shelf... £5 reduced from £32 ... well... the Scottish in me took over and the paint was purchased !...
And boy is it Orange !... Haydon's room is about to be Tango'd :-)
A picture will follow once we get the new carpet down and bed in.
Monday, 29 October 2007
Once there I had the long wait for judging at 1:30pm, as a bit of change to normal I did some work to pass the time.
So, who else was I up against?.... there were seven others... below are some pics !
Carol... My Boss....
Martin... cheated, his wife made the figures.. dont worry, he burnt his cookies :-)
Mark ... bit dry... and the cookies (ooo meow !)
Alan ... pretty rubbish (im such a cat !)
Andy W.. look basic but tasted yum !... had smarties hidden away inside ...
Duncan, sits near me, a mix of ginger and coconut, odd but very moreish .. and very well turned out...
Sharri ... the winner of the scone competition ... only uses food from M&S... and they dont just make cookies you know... these are M&S cookies (arf !).
Judging was by 3 independent men and 1 lady... they did not know who cooked what.
Judging was on 4 categories, yummy~ness, edible~ness, Likeness to Carol and Steve (two managers at work) and use of humour.
And they took it very serious... getting to my cookie they commented that the chocolate toffee drops were "too hard and chewy" ... gahhhh !!!!... I thought they were just chocolate drops !....
But any way.. onto the results...
1st ME! ME! ME! ME!
Here is my award:
Mince Pies for Crimbo next !
Sunday, 28 October 2007
Make two cookies, one with a witch theme and one with a wizard theme ...these are my winners :-)
Sunday, 21 October 2007
So, today, I joined http://nutracheck.co.uk to start tracking those calories, and also joined Pulse 8 Gym on the early bird membership.
Its free till 2008 then only £20 a month ... bargain (if I can keep it up !).
Ive also brought a new bike pump (Jade kindly broke my last one) so there is no excuse for not riding in anymore (Tyres go flat quickly under my bulk !).
Im also challenging Mick to loose some weight ... he's started well with Weight Watchers ... will be interesting to see how it goes !.
This is fatman signing out :-)
Saturday, 20 October 2007
Wednesday, 10 October 2007
The two old men cant cope !
Saturday, 29 September 2007
So... we all finally meet up at the City Hotel near Liverpool Street train station... Mick was 1st at 8pm... Jon about 10pm... and I crawled in just before 1am.
We grabbed about 4 hours kip before heading off to catch the train to Harwich (I say "We" slept for 4hrs .. apparently I snored and it kept waking Mick up !).
You get to the ferry and getting on is so simple... I guess it helps that there were not many foot passengers... breeze straight on and head to the "Captains VIP Cabin" ... which turns out to be a God send on this journey:
PICS AND VIDS WILL BE ADDED !.
The trip over was rough ... the Ferry was huge, with Cinema, casino, shops, etc etc.. but it was being given a real hammering... the crossing took an hour longer than expected and we spent most of our time laying down trying not to get sea sick !... only towards the end did it get smooth... I only managed two beers in the bar (shows you how bad it was !).
We had a quick look round Rotterdam last night ... its got plenty of shopping, loads of restaurants...
We checked out some of the surf shops then grabbed a Mexican before going for a schmoke... a quick beer, and ice cream ! :-)
Its a big place, but there was no trouble anywhere .. and luckily it was mild enough to sit outside with our beers and ice cream on the street and watch the world go by.
We hit the sack at 11pm last night..im up at 7... just woken Mick up by mistake at 9... and Jon is nowhere to be seen...
Off to Utretch for the day to see what thats like...
Tuesday, 25 September 2007
Only to have it all ruined by that bloody gobby American woman ! ... she turned up again !.
I forgot to say she was even in the same Hotel that I went to with the Wipro guys on Friday night ... the mad woman is stalking me !
The Wipro peeps gave me some CDs as a leaving present... they know how much I like my music.. so they got me the latest Hindi party albums...
BURN TO THE DANCE FLOOR
PUMP UP THE BHANGRA
Should be interesting :-)
I also had a behind the scenes tour of the Wipro office... the best bit was out the back... they have 30,000 gallons of diesel to run 6 power generators... these kick in should the power fail in the office... they produce enough power to run EVERYTHING (not just PC's) for 7 days solid.
They gave me some ear defenders and I stood next to one of the generators that was ticking over and supplementing the power coming off the National Grid ... OMG the power and low base vibrations it gave off was pretty amazing ... gave me goose bumps !.
Got a wedge of pictures to post up over the next few days... but for now there will be a slight gap.. i'll then give some info. re my Holland trip...
Time to pack ... woot !
I also know that Claire, Claire's parents and Daz have been following this... so "Helloooooo "
Not sure if my mates Jon and Mick ever had a chance to get on ... so here is their chance to prove it :-)
Post a reply before I get home and i'll buy you a triple amaretto and coke on the Ferry :-)
Now I need a full cooked breakfast to help me recover from last nights wine session :-)
So…. My last day in Chennai… and a time to reflect.
Monday, 24 September 2007
Chennai airport is weird… its small for such a huge city… but kicks any Mediterranean airport to the kerb just by the fact it has aircon enclosed tunnels from the plane … no dragging you stuff across the airport at midnight, sweating buckets to a bus here !.As you skip the queue to clear passport control (for once, being European has a purpose !)… no standing in line with loads of Indian Nationals (and flying mid-week Business class was empty… so it’s like a Tesco’s advert…. Never more than two people in the queue !).
After getting your bags you walk through the empty airport to the exit … “pfffsssswiiiisssshhhh” (sorry, that’s a bad Star Trek door opening sound !) you get hit by:
- Thousands of people all waiting for family, friends, to take your bag, to give you a taxi, etc etc !!!... I swear the line was 400 meters long … only towards the end of the line did I see it:
OUR INTERNATIOAL TRAVELER
He takes my bags and walks me to his pride and joy (and believe me… this car is near the top of the Chennai “nice wheels mate” tree !).
A Honda Civic !
He opens my door… I step into a cabin pre cooled with aircon… he closes my door; loads my bags.
Next thing I know he opens the door again… and if by magic (your gonna like this… not a lot) he presents me with a cold flannel to cool down and a selection of ice cold drinks !.
Claire…. Take note .. when you collect me from Terminal 2 at Heathrow on Wednesday I want you holding a sign with my name on… a suit, white gloves and a hat !... don’t worry about the flannel… and mine is a cold Red Bull please.
This was one of those “the feeling in Andy getting his first chauffer…PRICELESS” moments for me…
Is it worth it?..... or do Ryanair have a better solution to air travel ....the answer... do they f*** !
When you fly business class in the
You also have metal cutlery to eat your food with... no plastic knives and forks !.
But that’s it... not worth the cash.
I’ve never flown Business class long haul ... and I have to say... next time I fly to
I stood at the gate in
I then looked at the sea of a thousand of people (* hence why I was standing) that were gonna fill that plane up... my heart sank... it would take age's to get on the plane.
But then the tannoy sparks up "Can all First and Business class board to the left", "everyone else board to the right" .... that’s when I noticed two gangways being used... ace ! .... I drifted past the hundreds of sweaty poor people to the door at the front of the plane.
So.. on board are 2 seats to the side... or 3 if your in the middle ... im at the side, sat down, thumbing through the technical manual for the Knight Rider style seat im sat in !...
30 seconds later .... found the back massager button.... ooooooo yeah that’s good !
45 seconds later .... I have tried the three basic seat settings (sat up, reclined, bed).
2 minutes later I have figured out how to tweak the chair settings and program it into memory... so if I need to sit up and eat I can get back to "just right" at the push of a button.
2mins 20 seconds... the food tray is out and put back away ... very important the food tray :-)
3 mins later... okay that’s the chair sorted...now for the entertainment unit
Loads of radio stations
Loads of films
Loads of TV stations
Loads of (rubbish) computer games
All on a 12"(ish ?... could have been more) screen ... and you get a proper set of cans for your ears.
I stretch my legs... I cant touch the chair in front... and even if they recline they don’t move back... the chairs are in self contained unit things... the space is excellent.
So, I got to watch my three films.
Hot Fuzz... yeah, good film
Shrek ... okay
Pirates of the
For lunch and dinner you have a choice of three menus... they show you them first so you can make your mind up which to eat ... all served with lots of free booze (if you want it)..... and for good measure you have lots of free booze between meals !
They also bring round hot towels if you need to refresh, give you pillows, blankets etc... but no more little travel bags that my parents used to collect :-(
I was chatting to a chap at the hotel about flying BA as their Business Class looks even better than Lufthansa ... he had flown direct from Heathrow and said that the Long Haul planes to India had not been upgraded to the new chairs and entertainment units etc. so it was not that great.... sounds like I got a good deal in the end.
Worth a grand more on the price of a ticket ?.... hell yeah !
Sunday, 23 September 2007
Pictures of the day will have to be posted up later as they are on another camera.
- Temple's ... okay
- Crocodile park ... okay, got to hold a baby crocodile and had a snake round my neck... that impressed the locals and the Wipro chap... they are scared witless of snakes !
- Villages of India... pretty boring apart from one thing, I had a parrot tell my fortune !... LOL !... this man shuffles a big deck of cards sealed in envelopes and tells a parrot my name and age... the parrot picks up and throws away cards at random then takes one envelope and gives it the chap... he opens the envelope and inside is a picture of Jesus, his family and a Christian Cross.
Up to the point about living to at least 89 I was quiet happy that yes, it was all true, but my liver does not believe it can keep going for that long !. :-0
Also, during the day I had a couple of sweet coconuts... they sell them at the roadside ... for 10Rps (a few pence) a chap chops open a green coconut and you drink the juice from it ... very tasty!, afterwards they open them up... and inside is the smallest amount of flesh to eat... its like concentrated coconut ... very nice, and much better than the brown coconuts we get in the UK.
Early afternoon we stopped for the traditional Chennai lunch in a hotel... mutton soup... very nice, then three different chicken dishes; again all very nice, but one, butter chicken... OMG heart attack city !.... it was like someone had melted 5 bars of Lurpack in a pan and sprinkled in some red food colouring and chicken as an after thought !... I mopped some chicken and juice with my Roti... very rich, you could not have eaten too much.
I then went to the toilet before heading into town to look at jewellery.... I took one look at the toilet and decided to risk holding in my number 2 for later !...
Now, im no expert at the cost of jewellery, and what is a good price.. I just go on what something looks like... I have always wanted a silver necklace and saw a nice 4oz solid silver one in a shop, but it did not have a price... do you know why?... its because they weigh the jewelry and charge you the current bullion price... weird or what ! .... the necklace was £28, and a design I have not seen before... so I thought "what the hell" and treated myself... turns out to be a bargain, a bulk standard 4oz sterling silver curb chain in Argos is £90.
Also, my chain is pure silver, not sterling silver (which contains copper to make it harder) so as a Pro its worth more, as a Con its softer and more liable to damage and will tarnish quicker and requires special cleaning.
I then looked at engagement rings again (after my shock last weekend at the cost of these things I was dead scared at looking again!) but with my mate from work and a more relaxed environment I took the plunge.... everything is 22crt gold and the diamonds are all guaranteed quality ... again, to get the price, the weight of gold is calculated, followed by the diamond grade and carat weight, et voila you have your ring price.
During this time my number 2 was knocking at the door to be let out... so, I look around, the shop is modern and full of well to do people.... I ask to use the toilets.... I walk in "Gahhhhh" its like at the Hotel I had lunch in !...
Im greeted by a hole in the floor to squat over.... to the left is a tap from which you poor water onto you hand and wipe your bum neat... yep ... no toilet paper in sight ... and yes.... the smell was worse than anything ive encountered in France !. My Number 2 took pity on me and retreated !.
At this point I thanked Diwakar for the day, dropped him off and headed back to the Hotel.... ahhh the relief of a clean, real, toilet with soft toilet paper.... :-)
Just eaten a banana and had two cans of Red Bull for dinner... i'll watch the Fantastic Four on TV tonight then hit the sack...
Saturday, 22 September 2007
... Im gonna have trouble keeping this up for 4 days in Holland !
The rules of the road are mix of British, Dutch, American and Indian flavours.
- The British influence:
Cars are built correctly with the driver sitting on the Right.
Roads are built correctly, you drive on the left.
Stop signs, no entry, no left or right turn signs are available on the roads.
You drive in Kph not Mph.
Drivers from side roads have priority when pulling onto a main road.
- The American Influence:
You can turn Left on a red light if the road is clear.
- The Indian Influence:
Stop signs, no entry, no left or right turn signs brighten up the side of the road... just ignore them.
Traffic lights have a big digital count down next to them to show you when they will turn from Red to Green (that would be great for drag racing !).
Wing mirrors must be folded in or they will get knocked off... you know when someone is passing you... they will beep their horn.
When over taking beep your horn.
You can only undertake if you beep your horn and there are more than two lanes of traffic.
If you go past a child, cyclist, dog, goat (I forgot to say there are loads of goats on the road), cow or rickshaw... beep your horn, its not an insult... its just a warning.
When coming up to a width restriction, or when over taking, and a car is coming in the opposite direction in the middle of the road... who ever flashes their lights first gets right of way.
If your committed to a move and flash too late, and cant pull back in, put full beam on constantly... its means "mate, if you don’t pull over we are all gonna die !".
Speed limits are advisory.
- What you must get if you’re driving in
Aircon?... it helps, but a soft top would give you a good tan.
A big red flashing light ?... definitely ! ... these are given to government officials or judges... its gives you power to overtake and everyone pulls over... should you come to a red traffic light and there is a policeman there ... he will run into the junction and stop the traffic for you to jump the lights !.... Ace !.
All in all ... Pretty pimps really !.... I’m even tempted to ask to have a short go at driving myself :-)
Friday, 21 September 2007
I woke up in a good mood today ... it must be the light at the end of the tunnel that I can see !
Having already worked 40hrs this week I decided to have a lay in today... then pop to the pool to do a few lengths before work.I did have a numpty moment as I stepped out of the hut... it was raining... and I almost didn’t go to the pool because I would get wet... then I realised I would get wet swimming anyway! (come on brain... wake up !).
Looks like my Sunday will be a visit to the Crocodile zoo, see some temples... then have traditional Chennai meal served on a banana leaf (Oh oh ! .... my brain is already panicking.... traditional food = traditional restaurant = strong chance of being sick !).
So.... made it to the meal out tonight ... very flash 5 star hotel ... we get seated in the corner.
As a few of the others were on the drink I had two bottles of Kingfisher.. helped myself to the average buffet and was then presented the bill.... £115?... not close !... just a smug over £400... where the hell did the extra £285 come from...Well... I checked the bill and got a shock.... over £200 spent on Bacardi !... Jez... only a few of them may drink but they drowned the stuff like water... AT £8 A SHOT !... and to add insult to injury the there is an additional "Luxury tax" on top of that £8.... AND a further "Import tax" as well ... wtf... im gonna become a Bacardi Barron !.
But hey... it's on expenses... at the end we all left happy... I came back to the hotel in the mood for a drop of wine... but at £40 for a bottle of Rose or £30 for the House white I gave up !.
Did manage to get my hands on a code for the COD4 beta trials tho... so well happy... I just need my 360 now !...
(Oh... and in other news from the UK... my 360 chatpad has turned up !).
Thursday, 20 September 2007
Friday night I take the team out for a meal after work... plus me its 18 people ... food and service at this place is fixed at £115 for all of us !... not sure if drinks are included... but the Wipro lot are all teetotal so wont be much all in (yep... I have to pick up the tab... at least its on expenses !)...
Oi be stuffing moi face this Froiday...
And, as the weather is so bad I have decided to go out one more time... dont ask me where im going!... I just know its on Sunday... all I specified was... NO ELEPHANTS ... ive seen them get angry in the past ... its like 10 Micks after a bottle of dark rum Arf ! ;-)
I also jumped on the scales after a week of 2 meals a day and an hour in the gym each night....and.... ive lost bugger all weight ... but having said that, at least ive not put it on !.
Still not posted about the driving here... I need to sort myself out !.
Laters all ! (Please reply, it's lonely out here ! *sniff*)
Wednesday, 19 September 2007
1) Villagers in Vaishali were so angry at that police would not come out and apprehend thieves working in their village 300 locals took the law onto themselves... killing 10 thieves and putting an 11th in Hospital.
The local police never noticed this had taken place for 72hrs !
2) After investigating the situation the Police and local Government Official said Vigilantes would not be tolerated, and if it ever happened again every man in the village would be charged 5000Rps (£62).
3) All the Police and the local Government Official have been suspended after the bodies of the 10 dead thieves were found washed up on the banks of the river Ganga being eaten by crows and dogs... they were meant to arrange for them to be cremated, they told the locals to dump them instead !.
4) The same officials also shaved the heads to two children and paraded them in the Village after they stole some salt from a shop.
In other non related news:
An 18 year old boy has had his assault sentence reduced from 10yrs to 3yrs after appeal. The Court agreed to reduce the sentence as the boy was illiterate and rustic (WTF ?!).
Tuesday, 18 September 2007
Sorry to let you down !....
Also... it is now 7 days without a beer for me too .... and I dont miss it... having said that my 4 days in Holland when I get back will undo all my good work !.
Im also sleeping 9 hrs a night... wayyyyy more than at home ... its a sign... im getting old (er !)...
Monday, 17 September 2007
8:30am on the dot a man in a white chauffeur's outfit introduces himself and off we go.
His name is "Anbu", he speaks pretty much no English... all I do know is he is mine for the 2 weeks !, if I want to go out at night he takes me and picks me up, if I want to go to the next town at the weekend he will take me .... when I work all day HE WAITS FOR ME IN THE CAR PARK... freaky or what... the guy has a family... he could go home and be with them rather than waiting for me... we always agree pick up and drop off times ....
We pull up at the main gate of Wipro, security check my name, check my laptop, make sure I have no camera equipment (no pictures in the Wipro office).... and through I go to be greeted by two of the Wipro Managers who look after the Pru.
The Complex is large and new / modern, it holds 3,500 staff. (Next door an even bigger Wipro building is being built... when it opens it will hold an extra 5,000 staff !).
Im in "block 1" (Not sure how many there are) if you look down on it imagine a tri-angle shape, in the middle is some lawn and a large water feature with fountains.
The tri-angle is 5 stories high, each side has offices assigned to 2 companies... that makes 2 x 3 = 6 x 5 = 30 International companies in block 1.
The Pru is on the 1st floor... as I walk to the entrance there is a big red sign out side:
"FROM THE PRUDENTIAL"
I step into the cool office (Prudential take note... it's cooler here in Chennai than in Reading !) I have my own desk with a name plate all made up .... the Manager "shoo's" one chap off his chair and gives it to me !.
On the desk is a selection of cold drinks, Indian mini cakes and a pack of polo mints....
At 11am a "tea boy" comes and offers me (and only me) tea or coffee ... he does the same at 4pm .... I keep asking for white coffee and keep getting served lemon tea ! (the same tea boy also provides me with new cold drinks, cakes and Polo's every morning... I need one of these back in Reading !).
I look up the lunchtime menu ... 12 Rupees for lunch ... that's about 7p ... I think I can stretch that far... but no !... I get taken to an "international restaurant" (each day 3 new people from the team come with me.... turns out this is a real treat for them).
The international restaurant is free, a number of waiters greet and seat you and serve the soup of the day, after which you get presented with a big help yourself buffet of different foods followed by desert.
The people im with pile their plates high and always go for seconds ... I can only guess the food in the normal canteen tastes rubbish !.
My biggest gripe is that the last two days, half way through my meal, a gobby American woman comes in with her team... you know the type... shrill high pitched voice, rolling her R's "hiiiiiiii how Arrrrrrrrre you, like you know, what everrrrrrrrrr" ... she didnt half spout some guff from that big mouth.
I took the mick about it with the people I was with on Friday... today I get taken to a SECOND international restaurant to be away from her! ... which got me to ask how many there are... apparently there are three... its now my main mission to eat in all three !.
Its dead odd working in Chennai as my Virtual connection shows GMT and so does my Lotus Notes calendar... I have to keep remembering to add on 4.5 hours to everything.
Ive got into the habit of catching up with yesterday afternoons emails first thing the next day.
To wrap up...
Working hours are 8:30am to 6pm.
Nearly all the staff get shipped in by coach ... 3,500 staff = lots of coaches all turning up at 8:20am... hence I turn up just before they do ! (I also leave by 5:40pm to miss the rush the other way).
The meeting rooms on the 1st floor are named after planets ... twice I have been in Uranus and twice I have failed to get the Wipro guys to get the joke (... I promise that's true !).
The floors are highly polished marble ... my leather shoes slip everywhere.
On a completely different note I now have my appetite back for food in the evening ... I must be getting used to all the oil they cook with... that's a bad sign for my waist line !.
Wishing you all a happy "150 years of the Weißwurst"
Sunday, 16 September 2007
Police have booked a case against the Driver and Conductor of Bus 79 for discarding the body of a passenger who died while travelling on the bus.
The 40 year old cook died from an attack of the fits.
Rather than waiting for relatives to collect the body ..... the Driver and Conductor discarded the body on the road near the Bus Depot.
The filth and poverty just became more compact and more obvious... every time the car stopped young kids would run up to my window crying and begging for money.
When I got out the car it smelled like the Butts Centre (the old shopping centre in Reading from my youth ... once we smashed a few stink bombs :-) ).
And so we have Spencer Plaza "The largest shopping complex in South India", "400 shops - 3 floors", "Aircon and spotless", "Best known brands in the Country".... Hmmmm, my driver must have dropped me off at the wrong place... this Spencer Plaza was a dump.
3 floors of people saying "Yes Sir, Please Sir, Come in - Free to look" pointing at their shabby fake knock off goods .... when you say "no thanks" they cheerily wave good-bye and shout "You will go to the Devil" ... tell me something I don't know....
Of the shops I went into the prices were the same as back in the UK... if not more... and they only go up to size XL.... which for a European like me is "ahem" tight fitting... if your American forget it lard boy... ain't no way that Nike top is going over your gut !.
I saw some nice diamond 22carrot gold rings for £600 that Claire would like ... probably a bargain but im sure she would have something to say about it at that price !.
I guess if your a local and buy from local shops things are cheap... but I wont be going in those places.
Im starting to wonder about my guided shopping tour next weekend... I don't think I could face it again, they say breathing in the air in Chennai is like smoking 40 cigarettes a day... my clothes certainly stink after the trip.
So, there we have it... bit of a disaster.
The driver* was surprised at how quick I was back in the car... he keeps telling me next weekend he will take me to the crocodile zoo, or the snake zoo, see some temples, see the elephants ... yeah, whatever, im not in the right frame of mind for all that now. (* I'll post up soon about "my driver" !).
Still he's a nice chap, I brought him a top for each of his young kids (2 and 5) and a matchbox truck with car... im sure its all good gear for the kids here (it came from TATA... what DON'T they own in India ?!) ... but I know my two would have turned their noses up at the style !.
36hours after coming here I dropped an IM to some of my friends at work saying I was not sure about being here, sure the resort looks nice and the Wipro people are great, but its not my house and family.... 4 days later in know im ready to come home .... so, im gonna stick my head down, fill the days with work, the evening with a session in the small gym... listen to Techno and work some more in my beech hut.
Finally got Winamp running and streaming Ogg media... one quick google later ive found a banging (German) radio station.... Technobase.fm
Ahhhh .... I do like a good bit of Techo :-)
Time for Brekkie and then im off to Chennai on my own.... im playing it safe and going to a big indoor shopping centre called "Spencer Plaza" ... next week one of the Wipro guys will guide me around the more "Authentic" (cheap !) shopping experiences that the City has to offer.
Question is... do I have a McDonalds?!.... they advertise on TV as "25p a burger" and they do a home delivery service! (lucky buggers !).
Big fish, little fish, cardboard box :-)
Saturday, 15 September 2007
I step out my door... and.... (It gets dark at 6pm... sorry about the poor light !)
During the check in another person brings you a cool wet flannel and a selection of cold drinks to help you cool down.
The guys at work told me to try and get a Hotel room with a view of the beech... I failed :-(
I got a private beech hut instead ;-)
Full aircon and Wifi, mini bar, TV, garden with hamock etc. etc.
(There is a video tour at the bottom of this post).
Not far from the private beech !.
Nice pool.... (I'll be in that later if the rain keeps away !).
Just for Jon ;-) (And yes, I have been in it twice for an hour each time.... there is bugger all else to do here !).
And where I will eat dinner one Saturday night... mmmm fresh fish caught that day from the sea... looking forward to it!.
The food here is great, but full of fat and oil; its the same at the WIPRO office, I try and stick to the healthy stuff but its quiet hard.... the last two days I ate brekki and lunch and was so full of oil that I could not face dinner... so stick to an Apple and some Banana's each evening (left in the room each day).
But as its the weekend i'll skip lunch and try the above restaurant... I have a choice of four more if I don't like it... !
Everyone is so friendly, but its a bit odd that nearly all the staff call me "Mr Ross" How do they know my name?!... ive only been here a few days !.
Each day when I get back I put CNN on and read the complimentary copy of the "HINDU TIMES" ... im missing my music badly !.
There are three lizards in my hut... Tom and Jerry are smaller than Newts and live on my living area wall... the big fella is called Spike and I find him in the corner of the shower area... he's about the size of the kids rats !... I assume they are safe (I hope so !).
Ive not seen any mozzies yet... but the place has loads of Bats flying about in the evening (probably rabbid !).
And yes... they do Spa treatments here... not cheap, (about £15 for an hour of treatment)... but I feel the need for a one hour back massage coming on this weekend.... the mattress in the room is that funny foam type... it's firm and odd, I think my body needs to get used to it ... I do ache at the moment (well, that's my excuse !).
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- Wipro... aka starting work at 4am !
- In the Paper today...
- Have I become a snob?...
- Off to the open air beech restaurant in 5 minutes....
- Just noticed...
- The Hotel...